I'll Do What I Won't

Hi, I'm Lane. I like to post stuff.

So “Teddy Roosevelt Mascot” is the best thing ive ever googled ever.

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At my apartment, we take leftover pizza very seriously.

At my apartment, we take leftover pizza very seriously.

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ROMNEY NOPENOPENOPE

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I don’t understand cat people

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i wonder if cows get crushes on other cows

… those would all be females. Cows… are girls. Bulls are boys. GET YOUR HERD ANIMAL FACTS STRAIGHT.

why cant cows be transgender you pretentious cuntburger

don’t say burger in front of the fucking transgender cows what’s wrong with you

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